CLEAN JOKES

[sushmi]

What is invisible and smells of worms? - A bird's fart.

Patient: Oh Doctor, I'm starting to forget things. - Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? - Patient: What condition?

It has four legs and it can fly, what is it? - Two birds.

Little Red Riding Hood walks all alone through the deep dark wood. Suddenly she hears rustling in a thick bush. Cautiously she moves the branches aside and finds herself facing the big bad wolf. "Oh, Big Bad Wolf, why do you have such huge red eyes?" - "Go away! I'm crapping!"

Doctor: "Do you do sports?" Patient: "Does sex count?" Doctor: "Yes." Patient: "Then no."

Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such a passionate kisser... What do you mean, passionate? I'm looking for food remains!