Funny Jokes

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Funny Waiter Joke
Waiter: Sir, my tips please.
Customer: Here you go, one cent.
Waiter: Sir, you are insulting me, please give me at least 2.
Customer: I can't insult you twice.

Husband and Wife Joke
Mr. Anderson: I am very lucky. When I talk with my wife, she always bows her head.

Mr. Smith: Why?

Mr. Anderson: Because she is taller than me.

Beggar Joke
Beggar: Actually I am an author. I wrote '100 ways to become rich'

Mr. Roger: Then why are you begging?

Beggar: This is one of the ways to become rich.