Jokes short and funny

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Jokes short and funny


Sick and Silly PJ
Teacher: How many letters are there totally in "A.B.C.D"?
Student: 4
Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just "A.B.C.D"
Student: 52
Teacher: What?! How?
Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26.

Knock Knock Max
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just open up and let me in!

Man and his son joke
Man 1: My son does not listen to anything that I say.
Man 2: Is he so adamnant?
Man 1: No, he is deaf.