WORD PLAY JOKES

[sushmi]

WORD PLAY JOKES

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

Q: Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?
A: Don't worry he's "ALRIGHT" now!

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it's pointless!

I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!