Jokes about school

[devikad]

Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had so many problems.

Q: What's a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hisstory.

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

Q: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
A: Time to run!

Q: Why did the dog do so well in school?
A: Because he was the teacher's pet!

Q: Why did the egg get thrown out of class?
A:  Because he kept telling yolks!