Funny Question and Answer Jokes

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Question: Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him?
Answer : The local bookshop in the section marked "fiction".

Question: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Answer: Because they will remember where the car was parked.

Question : If it takes six men eight hours for a wall to be built, how long would three men take to build it?
Answer : It wouldn't take any time - it has already been built.

Question : What would you have if you had four peaches and three pears in one hand with four pears and three peaches in the other?
Answer: Incredibly large hands.

Question: How would you lift a giraffe with one hand?
Answer: Doesn't matter as you won't find any one handed giraffe?

Question: If a green stone was thrown into the sea what does it become?"
Answer: Wet

Question : What falls regularly although never gets hurt?
Answer : Rain