Jokes in English

[NiveRoshni]

Daddy, why is the sky so high? So the birds wouldn't hit their heads all the time, darling.   

What is a Pumpkin pi [pie]?

Answer:It is what you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Answer: He did not have any guts.

How are baseball players always in contact with one another?

Answer: They must touch base often.

Which baseball player holds water?

Answer: The pitcher.

How do snowmen get around?

Answer: On their icicles.

When is a boat like a pile of snow?

Answer: When it is adrift.

What kind of songs do lions sing at Christmas time?

Answer: Jungle bells [not jingle bells]!

A word consists of six letters. If you take away the last, only twelve remain. What is the word?

Answer: The word is "Dozens"

Which is the most curious letter?

Answer: Y?

Which coat is always wet when you put it on?   

Answer: Obviously, a coat of paint.

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water.

What do you call rabbits that are hopping in reverse?

Answer: Simple, it is called a receding hare-line [hairline].