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Posted by sushmi
 - Aug 27, 2020, 01:43 PM
Grandma asks little Fiona, "Did you have a nice play outside?" 
Fiona smiles, "Yeah, I was playing pretend and I was a lovely bird!"
"Oh that's beautiful. Did you sing nicely?" says Grandma. 
Fiona explains, "No, I was eating worms!"

Dad on the last day of school: So, where's your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I'll bring it a day later. Dad: Why?
Tom: I borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.

Teacher to Paul: "Wake up, Paul! You can't sleep in class!"
Paul to teacher: "I could actually, it's just that you're a bit loud."