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5 tips to help free up storage space on your GSuite Google account


When you hit your storage limit, follow these best practices to figure out which files, and settings, to change to save space on your G Suite account.




"Google says its's out of storage," read the email. "How do we figure out what's taking up the space?"

A client had somehow filled all 30GB of her G Suite Basic storage space. A standard free Google account user would have hit the limit after storing 15GB of data. When you reach the limit, you won't be able to store items that take up space on Google Drive, Gmail, or Google Photos.

The steps below will help you find the files that take up the most Google storage space, then delete data you no longer need. And--optionally--you can adjust two settings to reduce the storage space used by photos and documents you upload.

1. See your Google storage summary
Open your computer's browser and go to https://www.google.com/settings/storage. You may need to login to your Google account. There, you'll see how much storage you use on Google Drive, Gmail, and Google Photos.



See how much you store on Google Drive, Gmail, and Google Photos.

2. Find large files on Google Drive

Next, go to https://drive.google.com/#quota in your browser. Google Drive will display a list of files, starting with the largest ones at the top. Choose files you no longer need, move them to the trash, then empty the trash. Remember: After you empty the trash, you can't easily get files back without the help of a G Suite administrator or a previously configured backup system.

3. Find large attachments in Gmail
Go to Gmail on your computer. In the search box, type the following to search for large attachments: size:15mb

Change the number, depending on the number of emails you see (e.g., size:20mb or size:5mb, and so on). Delete emails with large attachments that you no longer need. Empty the trash in Gmail to remove these items permanently.



4. Store photos that use no storage allocation
You also may be able to reduce the storage space of photos and videos. Again, in your computer's browser, go to https://photos.google.com/settings. Choose "High Quality" to allow Google to reduce the file storage size of photos you save to Google Photos on the web.

If you use the Google Photos app on a mobile device (Android or iOS), open it, tap the three line menu in the upper left, then choose Settings, then Backup & sync. Look for the "Upload size" setting. Tap it, then select "High Quality (free unlimited storage)."



5. Store files that use no storage allocation
Converting files you store on Google Drive to native Google Docs formats can save significant space. For example, I uploaded and stored a PowerPoint presentation. When I stored it in the original format, it used 43 MB of my storage allocation. When I converted it to Google Slides format? 0 MB, since native format files don't count toward the limit. That's true for any file you create in a native Google format--in Docs, Sheets, Slides, Drawings, or Forms. None of these files count toward your storage total on Google Drive.

To save space, you can choose to convert files to a Google Drive format by default when you upload a file to Google Drive. Go to https://drive.google.com, choose the sprocket below your account image on the right side of the screen, then select "Settings." Make sure the box to the left of "Convert uploaded files to Google Docs editor format" is checked.



Who needs more storage?
If you're a G Suite administrator, you can check to see how much storage each of the accounts in your organization uses. Login to the admin console (https://admin.google.com), select Users, then look at the list. You can display both Drive usage and Total storage columns. If either of the columns isn't visible, select the three-dot menu (to the right of the help icon) to choose which columns appear.

Of course, you can buy additional storage of 100 gb for 130 rs monthly or 1300 rs annual using your credit card. An administrator can purchase storage space and allocate it to accounts that need it, or an individual Google user also may buy extra storage. If you really need more space, you might upgrade to G Suite Business: For an additional 672 rs per user per month, every account in your organization can receive unlimited storage. (Note: If you have four or fewer users on your G Suite Business account, each user receives 1 TB of storage.) With unlimited storage, you may never need to remove files, delete emails with large attachments, or compress photos again.

Source : https://www.techrepublic.com/article/5-tips-to-help-free-up-storage-space-on-your-google-account/

Network Automation Engineer - Experience 10+ Yrs

permanent position vacant at intel

Responsibilities :-
- Network and security knowledge (routing, switching and firewalls)
Build automation and dashboards and lead improvements in documentation, playbooks and training for support organizations
- Should have worked on Cisco and Extreme Network products for Routing and switching
- Strong network troubleshooting skills from layer 1-7.
- Experience working on monitoring tools
- Job requires working with the Global team to support network for all regions in multiple time zones
- Should have worked in ITIL environment and experience on Service Now product
- Establishes networking environment by designing system configuration; directing system installation; defining, documenting, and enforcing system standards.
- Secures network system by establishing and enforcing policies; defining and monitoring access
- Reporting network operational status by gathering, prioritizing information; managing projects
- Monitor performance and ensure system availability and reliability
- Monitor system resource utilization, trending, and capacity planning
- Provide Level2/3 support and troubleshooting to resolve issues
-Experience working with DevOps and Agile/Scrum teams


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(Vietjet, Ho Chi Minh City, August 19, 2019) – It's a great news for Indian culture-lovers that Vietjet is now opening 2 direct flights from Ho Chi Minh City and Hanoi to New Delhi with thousands of super-saving tickets priced only from 0VND (*). The promotional tickets are up for grabs during 3 golden days from August 20-26, 2019 at the website www.vietjetair.com & Vietjet Air mobile app. The flight period is from December 6, 2019 to March 28, 2020 (**). With just a "click", you can "reach" India where thousands of fascinating and unique things await. In particular, the two first direct flights from Vietnam to India help passengers to save a lot of time and money.



Vietjet mở bán đường bay thẳng Ấn Độ với hàng ngàn vé khuyến mãi từ 0 đồng
The Ho Chi Minh City – New Delhi route will operate 4 return flights per week on every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Sunday starting from December 6, 2019. The flight departs from Ho Chi Minh City at 19:00 and arrives in New Delhi at 22:50. The return flight takes off from New Delhi at 23:50 and lands in Ho Chi Minh City at 06:10 (All in local times).


The Hanoi – New Delhi route will operate 3 return flights per week on every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday starting from December 7, 2019. The flight departs from Hanoi at 19:10 and arrives in New Delhi at 22:50. The return flight takes off from New Delhi at 23:50 and lands in Hanoi at 05:20 (All in local times).


With direct flights from Ho Chi Minh and Hanoi to New Delhi of which flying time is around 5 hours per leg, Vietjet opens up a plenty of trade and tourism opportunities, promotes the economies of the two developing countries and connects India to the flight network of Vietjet across Southeast Asia (Indonesia, Singapore, Thailand, etc.). With new-culture lovers, these routes will bring many interesting experiences in ancient lands with hidden treasures of massive cultural heritage, colorful festivals and the mysterious sacred religious origin. Let's take the chance to learn about this exciting land right away!


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Google announced that Google Assistant on the Google Home Hub has the ability to talk to plants, in particular, tulips, "due to great advancements in artificial intelligence." Google Tulip was largely developed in the Netherlands, a country that produces 12.5 billion flowers a year, which is around 50% of all flowers in the world. The country's most famous flower is the Tulip. Google and the Wageningen University & Research team were able to build on Assistant's existing Neural Machine Translation in order to map tulip signals to human language. After two years of training, Tulipish has been added as a language to Google Home's interpreter mode, meaning Google Assistant now offers translation between Tulipish and dozens of human languages. The feature was tested in the Netherland's world-famous flower park, Keukenhof. Users can say,

'Okay Google, talk to my Tulip'


GOOGLE DUPLEX IS NOTHING COMPARED TO GOOGLE TULIP

In order to develop this technology, Google began looking at how plants communicated with one another through their root systems. The demonstration video shows tulips listening to users talk about their day, and of course requesting lots of water and sun. Voicebot's Bret Kinsella also commented on the new feature,


"Some people were surprised by Google Duplex: An AI assistant that can make phone calls for you and spare you the hassle of human interaction. Google Tulip takes the capability to an entirely different species that can benefit from AI in ways that surpass mere convenience. It is the only way these plants can communicate with their human cultivators and admirers. Google often talks about the next billion connected humans. What no one saw coming was the first billion connected flowers. This changes everything. Google Tulip is a great example of how the company has a broad vision of how applied innovation can help more than just humans."


Some people were surprised by Google Duplex: An AI assistant that can make phone calls for you and spare you the hassle of human interaction. Google Tulip takes the capability to an entirely different species that can benefit from AI in ways that surpass mere convenience. It is the only way these plants can communicate with their human cultivators and admirers. Google often talks about the next billion connected humans. What no one saw coming was the first billion connected flowers. This changes everything. Google Tulip is a great example of how the company has a broad vision of how applied innovation can help more than just humans.

Tulipish is just the beginning, too. Google researchers describe Tulipish as a rudimentary language for understanding nature and point out that the more we listen to nature, the more we discover the amazing things it has to say. Updates involving communication with other kinds of plants, like cacti, are already underway.

Close ur eyes and go back in time of the dot-com bubble. The company that you will most certainly remember is Yahoo and especially the chat room 



வாழ்க்கைக்குறது ஒரு வட்டம்ன்னு இளைய தளபதி சொன்னது உண்மையாயிருச்சு 

Haaaaaaa good one 

looks like mortuary van  enna extra va they have placed two guest seats

How come it was down for 4.5 hrs,too bad. So, this was the reason that made you hungry that day 

Nice share !

Good attempt Makesh !!  Expecting more SMs from u like this 

M 7.3 Earthquake and massive Tsunami, off the east coast of Honshu, Japan

Location: 176 miles (284 km) E of Sendai, Honshu, Japan; 184 miles (296 km) ENE of Iwaki, Honshu, Japan; 198 miles (319 km) E of Fukushima, Honshu, Japan; 285 miles (459 km) NE of TOKYO, Japan.

Source: U.S. Geological Survey

sent by my colleague

SERVICE TAX At Restaurants - VERY IMPORTANT !!!
Interesting.
I find restaurant bills often so confusing,
I just give up and pay the amount shown n the bottom line.
Perhaps we shouldn't.

Incidentally, I also resent the inclusion of Service Charges in
restaurant bills, because it assumes that I was satisfied with the
service. Just a matter of principle. Service Charge should be
something I leave behind at my personal discretion.
I recently demanded that the service charge be removed as the service was non-existent. After a short - very short! - discussion, it was removed. About Service Tax..... Be aware

This happened at the restaurant.

Let me explain.

We had been to several restaurants recently. I observed that "service
tax" was being misused in the way it was being charged to customers.

Let me give an example.
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Food and Beverage = Rs. 1000.00

Service Charges @ 10% = Rs. 100.00

Service Tax @ 4.94% = Rs. 54.34 (on F&B + Service Charges)

VAT @14.5% = Rs. 145.00

Total = Rs. 1299.34

As per the definition - "Service Tax can be charged ONLY for the

services provided to the customer".

Now, see what is happening here in the above example.

Service Tax should be charged only on the Service Charge amount i.e
Rs.100 ONLY, and NOT on the entire amount (1000+100).

In this example, the customer should be charged only Rs 4.94, whereas
he has been charged Rs. 49.00 extra.

Where does this money go?
Only the restaurant owner and the chartered accountants who work for them know.

• So, I have started asking them the questions - and am
surprised to see the reaction from famous restaurants. Either they
say: "Sir we cannot change the format of the bill - so , we will
recalculate and tell you the revised amount. You may pay only that."

OR

• "Sir, you do not need to pay the Service Tax amount itself"!!

I now have 3 to 4 restaurant bills, but for which I have paid only the
service tax on the service charge and NOT on the total amount.

Every bill MUST carry the TIN number and Service Tax Number, if they
charge it. So . . . , I ask for the Service tax number if it is not
available in the receipt that they provide.

As we cannot go to any government official and ask them to get this
right - because of our system.

Please remember - we cannot change any political leader - but we can
change ourselves.

If we change ourselves - things will change.

Please do share this with every one of your friends and known people.

Ask for the right tax calculation
and
Pay only the tax which is supposed to be paid.

Verify every bill and receipt that you make payment on.

"Please share if you think its worth"

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. 

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover. 

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball/baseball. 

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S. 

5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like
werewolves and vampires. 



INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 

2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut... you
"always choose the right one". 

3. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet
will know the steps.. 

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.


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5. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show
pain when a girl cleans up his wound.   

y we love kids....When kids were asked to write a note to god!!! 

How to Keep a Woman Happy

It's not difficult?

All you have to do is to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion           

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A carpenter

10. A plumber

11. A mechanic

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A gynecologist

15. A psychologist

16. A pest exterminator

17. A psychiatrist

18. A healer

19. A good listener

20. An organizer

21. A good father

22. Very clean

23. Sympathetic

24. Athletic

25. Warm

26. Attentive

27. Gallant

28. Intelligent

29. Funny

30. Creative

31. Tender

32. Strong

33. Understanding

34. Tolerant

35. Prudent

36. Ambitious

37. Capable

38. Courageous

39. Determined

40. True

41. Dependable

42. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 

43. Give her compliments regularly

44. Love shopping

45. Be honest

46. Be very rich

47. Not stress her out

48. Not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 

49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT NOT TO FORGET:

52. Birthdays

53. Anniversaries

54. Arrangements she makes


Just merely 54 demands ... 




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :



1. Leave him in peace

2. Feed him well.

3. Let him have the remote control.

Oh my god 3 demands ... L

Men.... What a demanding creature!!! 

Sday I heard a wonderful news that one of my husbands colleague's wife got conceived and we were very happy for her. When I discussed this to my closest pal I got to know that he had discouraged this fellow for being promoted as dad and told me that he could have aborted the baby to enjoy his DASH life, I was really surprised to see him talking like this. Cruel guys !!

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Mommy of 2month old boy n gal

Omg!!! The first pic is really really horrible. I have also seen ladies who had aborted their girl babies in my close relatives itself , when I heard that they had done so many girl abortions (around 9 ) wanted for boy baby(cuz as u know the term heir is literally for boy babies in our society) I really had no words to scold them and for my family I still had to continue their useless relationship.know wot now they r punished(yes!! Obvious uterus was removed) for the sin they have done. Merciless evils !! 

How to Detect Hidden Camera in Trial Room?

In front of the trial room take your mobile and make sure that mobile can make calls........
Then enter into the trail room, take your mobile and make a call.....
If u can't make a call......!!!!
There is a hidden camera......
This is due to the interference of fiber optic cable during the signal transfer......

Please forward this to your friends to educate this issue to the
public......To prevent our innocent ladies from HIDDEN CAMERA...........

Pinhole Cameras in Changing Rooms of Big Bazaar, Shoppers Stop?

A few days ago, I received this text message:
Please don't use Trial room of BIG BAZAAR there are pinhole cameras to make MMS of young girls.
So, please forward to all girls. Also forward to all boys who have sisters and girlfriends.

Don't be shy in forwarding this message. Because its about protecting the integrity of all girls & ladies.

HOW TO DETECT A 2-WAY MIRROR?

When we visit toilets, bathrooms, hotel rooms, changing rooms, etc., How many of you know for sure that the seemingly ordinary mirror hanging on the wall is a real mirror, or actually a 2-way mirror I.e., they can see you, but you can't see them. There have been many cases of people installing 2-way mirrors in female changing rooms or bathroom or bedrooms.

It is very difficult to positively identify the surface by just looking at it. So, how do we determine with any amount of certainty what type of Mirror we are looking at?

CONDUCT THIS SIMPLE TEST:

Place the tip of your fingernail against the reflective surface and if there is a GAP between your fingernail and the image of the nail, then it is a GENUINE mirror.

However, if your fingernail DIRECTLY TOUCHES the image of your nail, then BEWARE, IT IS A 2-WAY MIRROR! (There may be someone seeing you from the other side). So remember, every time you see a mirror, do the "fingernail test." It doesn't cost you anything. It is simple to do.

This is a really good thing to do. The reason there is a gap on a real mirror, is because the silver is on the back of the mirror UNDER the glass.

Whereas with a two-way mirror, the silver is on the surface. Keep it in mind! Make sure and check every time you enter in hotel rooms.

Share this with your sisters, wife, daughters, friends, colleagues, etc.

Guys Thanks a ton for ur wishes and lovely gift  . Had a great time !!!

The J - Jayalalitha led AIADMK party is all set to form the new government in Tamilnadu while the Mamata Banerjee led TMC has swept the Bengal elections.

In Tamilnadu, the AIADMK led alliance were leadi in 192 seats out of 234, while the ruling DMK party was leading in just 40 seats. This gives a clea majority to Jayalalitha to form the Government

In West Bengal, The TMK and Congress Alliance were leading in 215 seats out of 27 seats while the ruling party was leading in just 70 seats.

In Assam, the Congress party was leading in 76 seats out of 126 seats. The election results 2011 can be followed live here

In Tamilnadu, as the AIADMK sweaps the polls, a majority of DMK ministers are trailing. The only two who are leading are Chief Minister M Karunanidhi and his son M K Stalin but now Stalin is also trailing in Kolathur 

What does


"Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe"

Means?


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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number
"9544545445"   


'Keep smiling,  It increases your face value'

Karunanidhi added: "I am bound to appreciate Raja who is in a Delhi jail for enabling poor to use mobile phones which was earlier a preserve of the rich." Funny isnt it ?? 

(and who said the old man has lost his sense of humor) 

Lets go in detail 

DMK party president and Tamil Nadu Chief Minister M. Karunanidhi on Thursday strongly defended former communications minister A. Raja, saying that his only fault was to make mobile phones accessible to the poor.

Speaking at a party rally here to explain the import of the General Council resolutions passed during the day, the DMK chief strongly defended the former minister: "Raja's only fault is that he made mobile telephony accessible to crores of poor. That is his achievement."

Recalling the legend behind the Kerala festival Onam, Karunanidhi said the upper caste will not tolerate good rule by others and would try to throw him out.

According to the Hindu legend, Mahabali an asura king was a benevolent ruler but was banished to the underworld by Hindu god Vishnu so that the Devas can rule the heaven again.

Stating that he is not comparing himself with Mahabali, Karunanidhi said he and Raja belong to the same tribe.

Karunanidhi added: "I am bound to appreciate Raja who is in a Delhi jail for enabling poor to use mobile phones which was earlier a preserve of the rich."

He reiterated the party's stand that mere arrest of Raja does not mean he is guilty.

He termed the opposition parties as anti democratic for stalling the functioning of parliament demanding a Joint Parliamentary Committee (JPC) probe into the 2G spectrum allocation issue.

He said the Comptroller and Auditor General (CAG) too had reported revenue loss to the government during the NDA regime due to change in the telecom policy.

Karunanidhi also criticised a section of media "owned by upper castes for distorting news to bring down a government working for the upliftment of poor and downtrodden".

Listing out the achievements of his government like free power to farmers/weavers; establishment of farmers market; free housing scheme and others, Karunanidhi said the "upper caste will not appreciate the good work".


   

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New Metric system in INDIA !!! 


New Unit Conversion Scale developed by Reserve bank of India :-)
100 Crore  = 1 Yeddi
100 Yeddi  = 1 Reddy
100 Reddy  = 1 Radia
100 Radia   =  1 Kalmadi
100 Kalmadi = 1 Pawar (All Agri prices rigging)
100 Pawar = 1 Raja
100 Raja  = 1 Karunanidhi
100 Karunanidhi = 1 Sonia


     

Just got up, gonna watch home alone movie

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'Need', 'Comfort' and 'Luxury'



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Onions Rs.65.......Petrol Rs.65 and Beer Rs.65  !!!! 

Why not increase the prices of the other items proportionately 

Team,

I am really fed up with these issues, this really suxxxx and DAMN irritating. Gingly Admin should take care of these issues asap otherwise it would lose many users in future.

#1 I am getting e-mails from Hell anonymous person saying that he has got my mail ID via Gingly. Only friends should be able to view my mobile no and my personal details ,- NOT all the FOLLOW members.

#2 Mobile numbers should not be sent to Group owners if I join a Group.

#3 Need to add UNFOLLOW concept, where i can reject the unknown members who are following me.

#4 Finally the troublesome compose SMS page, I am not able to narrow down why this issue is happening.

Can't send SMS for an emergent purpose and its irritating alot.

If I click on Personal SMS pkg nothing happens on that page. Also after writing a Msg in compose SMS page and clicking on submit, new compose sms page appears instead of 'your msg has been sent' page.

No online support, nothing is available to report the issues. I can even say that GinGly is not at all user-friendly. I need you team to respond to these issues right NOW.

Thanks,
Thilaga

Project Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch

goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen.

He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

So he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.



Then The Discussion Goes Like This

Project Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...



Project Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Project Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Project Manager – In The Beginning When I came Here



I Don't Have Anything.......



And Now...



I Have Everything....Like...Money...Fame...



And What Do U Have

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Canteen boy – " Sir.....I Have Work "

Project Manager leaves the cafeteria silently....... 

Real shame on the nation. Corruption at its top

Scene 1
   
   Venue: Microsoft Corporation, New York , US s/w engineers are seeing some photographs.
   
   S/w engg 1: What's that?
   
   S/w engg 2: Bob's photographs from India .
   
   S/w engg 1: Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?
   
   S/w engg 3: (Sees the photo) this is Kalyaninagar, Pune
   
   s/w engg 1 : Fundo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.
   
   s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life man...
   
   s/w engg 3: You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs? Nearly 60K......
   Say it in dollars... (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)
   
   s/w engg 2: Oops. We can't dream of such a thing here.
   
   s/w engg 1 : Let's go to India & try for a job.
   
   [Everybody excited.]
   
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   SCENE 2
   
   Venue: Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California , US
   
   s/w engg 1: I'm with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will fly to India
   
   s/w engg 2 : Ohhh.... When is the party?
   
   s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.
   
   s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?
   
   s/w engg 1 : I'll be working in a company in Sadashiv Peth there....
   
   s/w engg 2 : Oh! Sadashiv Peth. Great yaar. where it is...
   
   s/w engg 1 : It is in Pune.
   
   s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like
   California ..
   You'll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Budhwar Peth...He
   says it's the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.
   
   s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?
   
   s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Pune ?
   
   s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCP. One of my friends is there in the Road Repair & Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are working in the cutting edge of technology there.
   
   s/w engg 1 : I'll be writing software for the accounts
   department of the GCU.
   
   s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means...?
   
   s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.
   
   s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That's what I like about that country.
You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like here. See I'm
   writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
   I hate this.
   
   s/w engg 1 : Don't worry guys. I'll give you my
   Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I'll forward it to the HRD.
   
   [Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]
   
   
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   SCENE 3
   
   Venue: Intel Corp. US
   
   s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
   admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A great new field yaar...
   
   All are excited...
   
   George : Got my Visa yesterday. It's all finalized now.
   
   s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.
   
   s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy...ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there?
   
   s/w engg 2 : : Got full aid, eh?
   
   George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be
   1200 Rupees per Year.
   
   s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.
   
   s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees...!
   
   that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars... with that amount I can buy an
   three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here...(US) !!!
   
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   SCENE4
   
   A foreigner working in Pune as Software Engg gets a call from his
   Home ..
   
   Father : What are you doing son ?
   
   S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?
   
   Father : what are you eating ?
   
   S/w Eng: Beans with gravy and Bread and a local desert....
   
   ie (Puneri Misal Pav and Mastani :-) )...
   
   Father : enjoy...dear!!!   


     

Happy Birthday Bala (3008) 

Hava Gr8 Healthy Year ahead !!

God Bless !!

-TS

On account of Chennai metro rail work, mofussil buses will not be allowed to enter Chennai via Tambaram/Chrompet to Koyambedu  or vice versa starting this July 31st 2010 between 7.30AM and 7.30 PM.

Passengers are advised to get down at Perungalathur in case you want to reach Tambaram/Chrompet/Pallavaram/Guindy or other places  which doesn't need a trip to koyambedu for which additonal MTC buses will be plying.

This is your information and planning 

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Moment of History - First ever Bollywood press conference over Cisco TP


History was created on Friday, June 11, when 'Raavan' became the first ever Bollywood film to use Cisco TelePresence technology for film promotion. This is a significant milestone in the use of communication technology for the global entertainment industry on how movie launches will be looked at in future.  On Friday, the film's producers hosted a global press conference from the Cisco Mumbai office, across five cities and three continents using Cisco TelePresence technology to connect the film's director and cast with media present at two global locations. 

Demonstrating a live example of how collaborative technologies simplify working and provide a seamless experience, actors Abhishek Bachchan & Aishwarya Rai Bachchan joined the conference from the Cisco office in Mumbai, while director Mani Ratnam and actor Vikram joined from a Cisco TelePresence unit in Chennai. Media from New York and Dubai attended the press conference virtually over TelePresence, from their respective locations.

As the Indian film industry is becoming increasingly globalised, technologies such as TelePresence can provide a platform for stars and directors to connect with their global audiences without having to travel thousands of miles to get an authentic face-to-face meeting experience.

Abhishek Bachchan later said : "This cisco telepresence is just surreal!!! Way cool."

Quote from: Cognitive on Jun 08, 2010, 11:57 AM
so funny people....

his full name is kalana karthick means make it as kalana not kalyan..hope, you have basic understand capability of correct the spelling.

"basic understand capability of correct the spelling"  Is this a proverb ?

Quote from: Cognitive on Jun 08, 2010, 11:57 AM
so funny people....

his full name is kalana karthick means make it as kalana not kalyan..hope, you have basic understand capability of correct the spelling.

Hummm Sareenga oppicer !! remba Dhanks !! And FYKI his other names are kalyani  alias kalyan. Sooo I can call my friend as my wish.

Yeah Sudhakar, last point suits u very much 

Have u done with all ur arrears?

I have no idea how far ur good at networking. Networking/Linux certifications like CCNA/security would help you to get thru networking companies.

Kindly post ur resume to career@itacumens.com with your updated networking/linux skills, if it seems to be fine we will help u to get placed in a good concern.

Good Luck !!

oh Mr. kalyan (a) Cognitive I didn't mean u, actually karthick is my friend his full name is kalana karthick, but u know wot, he will not accept tat.. so sad

oh comon Mr.kalyan again u started playing in forum huh ? 

i did make you/ppl to laugh atleast by posting this. tats enuf 

i knew u would reply something for this, if so Start Music 

What is a wedding tragedy?
To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.     


Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. 


Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". 
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"   

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.     


What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

Asus, not to be left behind if the netbook market disappears for tablets, has announced two new tablets at Computex Taipei.  The tablets are called the Eee Pad EP121 and Eee Pad EP101TC.  The former is a 12-inch tablet running Windows 7, while the latter is a 10-inch tablet running Windows Embedded Compact 7.

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The EP121, as mentioned, will run Windows 7, and will feature a Core 2 Duo processor.  It will be essentially a fully function laptop, especially when docked in the keyboard attachment which transforms the tablet into a laptop.  It will also have a virtual keyboard for taking it without the extra weight or bulk.  No other specs are known yet.  Asus is touting the EP121 as a "multimedia player, e-reader, and compact computing device," that also multitasks and can be used for video conferencing.  Asus claims the EP121 will have a 10 hour battery life.

The EP101TC looks to be closer to a direct iPad competitor.  It is a 10-inch screen with Windows Embedded Compact 7, presumably running on a Tegra 2 or similar.  The UI looks to be a mash-up of some elements from Zune HD and Android, which could prove interesting.  Asus looks to be billing this as an always connected device, giving you easy access to cloud services.  It's not clear if that means it will have a 3G radio in it, but it would make sense.  There isn't much else avaiable about the EP101TC.

Hopefully these tablets don't end up like the Eee Keyboard, delayed to the point where it gets tiresome.  As of now, they are scheduled to ship in the first quarter of 2011, with a price range of $399 to $499.

Happy B'day !!
God Bless !!