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Posted by sushmi
 - Aug 27, 2020, 01:41 PM
What is the best season to jump on a trampoline? 
Springtime.

Why was 6 scared of 7?
 Because 7 8 9.

What spends its days lying about on the ground but never gets dirty?
 A shadow.

A child comes home dripping wet.   
Mother: What on earth were you doing?!   
Kid: We were playing dog with my friends. I was the tree.

A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands on the pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him happily and joins, "I'm four! I'm four!"

What weighs more, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
A: Neither of them, they both weigh a ton!