Funny Husband Jokes

[Thilaga]

What is a wedding tragedy?
To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money.     


Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date. 


Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". 
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"   

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.     


What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his leg so you can vacuum

[sanjith]

He he he he h.....nice jokes...

[karthick]

This is not a funny joke...it's real one...

by posted here, u did funny 

[Thilaga]

oh comon Mr.kalyan again u started playing in forum huh ? 

i did make you/ppl to laugh atleast by posting this. tats enuf 

i knew u would reply something for this, if so Start Music 

[Kalyan]

Hello...am kalyan (a) Cognitive....

Post is made by Mr.Karthick...

make sure to reply for the right person....

[Thilaga]

oh Mr. kalyan (a) Cognitive I didn't mean u, actually karthick is my friend his full name is kalana karthick, but u know wot, he will not accept tat.. so sad

[Sudhakar]

Good Jokes anyway Thilaga,

Nice Share . Last point was very very true. 

[Thilaga]

Yeah Sudhakar, last point suits u very much 

[Kalyan]

so funny people....

his full name is kalana karthick means make it as kalana not kalyan..hope, you have basic understand capability of correct the spelling.

[Thilaga]

so funny people....

his full name is kalana karthick means make it as kalana not kalyan..hope, you have basic understand capability of correct the spelling.

Hummm Sareenga oppicer !! remba Dhanks !! And FYKI his other names are kalyani  alias kalyan. Sooo I can call my friend as my wish.

[Thilaga]

so funny people....

his full name is kalana karthick means make it as kalana not kalyan..hope, you have basic understand capability of correct the spelling.

"basic understand capability of correct the spelling"  Is this a proverb ?

[zoeharry]

Here are some more  :
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!