Vazhga Tamil - for Tamil Language Lovers

[Sudhakar]

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.
5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
          One candidate is our ramasamy from Tamil Nadu.


      Bill Gates: Thank you for coming.
                      Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
      2000 people leave the room.


      Ramasamy says to himself, 
                         'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'
      Bill Gates:  Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
      2000 people leave the room.


      Ramasamy says to himself 
                          'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.
      Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
      500 people leave the room.


      Ramasamy says to himself, 
            'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room.
            Lastly,
                     Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
            498 people leave the room.


            Ramasamy says to himself, 
            'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose?'
     So he Stays and finds himself with one other candidate;
            Everyone else has gone.


            Bill  Gates joined them and said
            'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'


            Calmly, ramasamy turns to the other candidate and says 'endha ooru?'


            The other candidate answers.
     'salem pakkam' 


            "vazhga tamil"