ADVICE FOR WOMAN

[aruljothi]

- Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

- If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

- Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

- Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

- Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

- Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

- Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

- Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

- Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

- If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

- The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

- If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

- Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

- Sadly, all men are created equal