Funny!!

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MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What Do u think, Peter?

PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



Patient to Doctor: Doc, I'm having trouble in my stomach

DoctorWhat did you have
PatientI had only six Water melons, 25 bananas, 30 apples and 20 glasses of juice
DoctorOk take this medicine, and make sure u have only one melon, one banana , one apple and 1 glass of juice.

-----The patient then moves and comes running again(to the doctor)

PatientDoctpr: Shall I have the apple,banana etc before taking my food or after taking my food


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Teacher: Correct the sentence "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
Student: A cow and bull is grazing in the field

Teacher: How?

Student : Ladies First

Teacher :-o

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Teacher: I wish you would pay a little more attention

Student: Yes ma'am I am paying u as little as I can