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Teacher: Maria jokes

Started by aruljothi, Jul 14, 2009, 08:03 PM

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aruljothi

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.


Meera : Previously, Your husband was dark, Now he looks fair, how come?
Gita : My husband used to work in a coal mine then. Now he works in a flour mill.


Doctor : Don't worry Raj, after the operation you will be a new man.
Raj : That's wonderful.......... Will you send the bill to the old man.
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Rohan : Mummy ! Mummy ! today one boy fell into the ditch. Everybody laughed but l didn't.
Mummy : Very good but why didn't you laugh, my dear.
Rohan : Mummy, because it was I who who feel in the ditch.

Judge : Don't you feel ashamed of coming to this court again & again.
Thief : "I come here twice in a year, my lord, you come everyday."

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Sudhakar

It was a old comedy.

Anyway thanks for this funny post.
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