Chilly question and ans.-2

[aruljothi]

Dad : Son,what do u want for your birhtday ?
Son : Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Diner : I can't eat such a rotten chicken, call the manager.
Waiter : It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Diner : You will drive me to my grave.
Waiter : well,you don't expect to walk there,do you?



Girlfriend : And are you sure you love me and no one else?.
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

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Waiter : Would You like your coffee black ?
Customer : What other colors do you have?

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Manager : Sorry, but I can't give you a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant : That's all right. In fact I am just the right person in case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway !!