NICE DEFINATIONS!!

[sajiv]

NICE DEFINATIONS!!


***SCHOOL: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

***LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

***NURSE: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

***MARRIAGE: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

***DIVORCE: Future tense of Marriage.

***LECTURE: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

***CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

***COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

***DICTIONARY : A place where success comes before work.

***CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

***FATHER: A banker provided by nature.

***CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

***BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

***POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

***DOCTOR : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

***CLASSIC: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

***SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

***OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

***YAWN: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

***ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

***COMMITTE: Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

***EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes.

***ATOM BOMB : An invention to end all inventions.

***PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead..!!