Mr bean jokes..........too good....!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....!!

nithyasubramanian · Jan 15, 2009, 09:01 PM

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

nandagopal · Jan 15, 2009, 10:44 PM

ah ah funny one !!!!

MR Bean his face expressions are funny one !!!

dwarakesh · Jan 16, 2009, 02:18 PM

hi

nice pics...

I too watched his series....

One great thing abt him is, even a deaf person can enjoy his comedy....

sajiv · Mar 14, 2009, 07:43 PM

hi its funny to see the pics.... nice man..............

rajoe · Apr 03, 2009, 09:59 AM

Mr. Bean's Holiday - Clip #1

rajoe · Apr 08, 2009, 12:35 PM

mr bean funny humour

Sudhakar · Apr 09, 2009, 10:27 PM

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Hope to Beat Thirumani's all time Resignation Order Post in weeks to come.

sajiv · Apr 21, 2009, 09:57 AM

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sajiv · Jun 18, 2009, 09:32 PM

Sudhakar · Jul 04, 2009, 06:40 AM

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karthick · Jul 06, 2009, 12:28 AM

Mr Bean - Library

Mr Bean - Library

Sudhakar · Jul 06, 2009, 02:10 AM

I had saw this video on pogo several times.

It was really interesting.

Mr.Bean does everything and all issues reported on the other one who simply notices this events.

rajoe · Jul 11, 2009, 02:36 PM

Mr.Bean in School

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Sudhakar · Jul 15, 2009, 12:50 AM

Hi Rajoe,

Thanks for this share.

Is that picture is been edited by you or available online.

If you have worked, kindly post some new images of mr.bean.

benjamin15f · Jul 29, 2009, 10:52 AM

Here are really funny video clips.

Rather Funny: Mr Bean's Singing n Dancing (the first clip)

rajoe · Oct 05, 2009, 11:08 AM

Mr Bean - Christmas Scene VERY FUNNY!!!

rajoe · Oct 20, 2009, 12:23 PM

Stunning comedy video with Mr. Bean in Kuruvi theme song.

Mr. Bean as Kuruvi

rajoe · Nov 10, 2009, 03:29 PM

Mr Bean Snow skirt

rajoe · Nov 30, 2009, 04:48 PM

Mr.Bean In Jail

sajiv · Jan 30, 2010, 02:07 PM

Mr Bean Avatar

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Sudhakar · Jan 30, 2010, 10:01 PM

Dear Sajiv,

It was an excellent share.

Wonderful match. Thank you.

rajoe · Feb 09, 2010, 07:32 PM

Mr.Bean

Mr.Bean

rajoe · Mar 29, 2010, 11:34 AM

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tomsenske · Nov 08, 2010, 03:49 PM

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frnkjfrsn · Dec 16, 2010, 10:09 AM

I really like all that mr bean jokes. I am a big fan of mr bean's comedy. I really like to read all that jokes moreover that pictures you provide is also enough to laugh. I always see it shows on pogo. I have purchased it dvd from market. I see it again and again.

Sudhakar · Jan 24, 2011, 05:03 AM

Mr.Bean or Rowan Atkinson Good funny video

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John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson - Beekeeping

Leave your comment, if you really enjoy it.

Sudhakar · Jan 24, 2011, 05:05 AM

Mr.Bean or Rowan Atkinson Good funny video which you will really laugh and enjoy.

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