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Mr bean jokes..........too good....!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....!!

Started by nithyasubramanian, Jan 15, 2009, 09:01 PM

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nithyasubramanian


1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!



3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!


4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?

Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Thanks and Regards
- Nithya Subramanian
Kenvivo Communications
http://nithya-subramanian.blogspot.com/

nandagopal




dwarakesh

hi

nice pics...

I too watched his series....


One great thing abt him is, even a deaf person can enjoy his comedy....

sajiv




Sudhakar

Great Post.

Now Mr.Bean jokes is the second largest viewed post with 25593 times.

Hope to Beat Thirumani's all time Resignation Order Post  in weeks to come.
  :acumen

sajiv

Hi now this Mr Bean Jokes is No 1 views in ITAcumens Website in short period ,
Really great post only
  ;)


Sudhakar

Yes, now Mr.Bean topic in 1 st position on Our Community with 78759 times viewed.

Mr. Bean goes to the swimming pool Video - Best One Ever

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Write your comments and feedback here Or share an video which you think, its an best among Mr.Bean.  8)

karthick

A part of Development in Our Website Front Page
www.itacumens.com

We simple build everything with sense
----karthick....

Sudhakar

I had saw this video on pogo several times.

It was really interesting.  8)

Mr.Bean does everything and all issues reported on the other one who simply notices this events.
  :laugh:


Sudhakar

Hi Rajoe,

Thanks for this share.  :D

Is that picture is been edited by you or available online.

If you have worked, kindly post some new images of mr.bean.
  ;)

benjamin15f

#14
Here are really funny video clips.

Rather Funny: Mr Bean's Singing n Dancing (the first clip)





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Sudhakar






frnkjfrsn

I really like all that mr bean jokes. I am a big fan of mr bean's comedy. I really like to read all that jokes moreover that pictures you provide is also enough to laugh. I always see it shows on pogo. I have purchased it dvd from market. I see it again and again.

Sudhakar

Mr.Bean or Rowan Atkinson Good funny video

John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson - Beekeeping


Leave your comment, if you really enjoy it.

Sudhakar


popeye42

lolz, too funny man, i just got crams, i just love the first titanic picture :)


sonu87

Mr.Bean is a good actor
i like to watch his episodes so much
great performance

Sudhakar


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More Mr.Bean Videos and About Bean Video at this page,


Update : as on 04 Aug 2012 - i have merged the topic here for better viewing.

http://discuss.itacumens.com/index.php?topic=49070.0



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