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Started by sushmi, Aug 27, 2020, 01:48 PM

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Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick, "What school?"

A guy comes to his doctor: "Doctor, please, every time I say 'Abra Kadabra,' people disappear." -
"Doctor? Doctor?!"

A snail mama goes shopping and asks her snail child: "Should I get you anything?"
 "Yeah, could you get me yoghurt please?"
 Two weeks later the snail mama comes back: "Strawberry or cherry?"

Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Mrs Roberts, can I be punished for something I haven't done?"
 Mrs Roberts is shocked, "Of course not, Johnny, that would be very unfair!"
 Little Johnny is relieved, "OK Mrs Roberts, sorry, I haven't done my homework."

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