CLEAN JOKES

[sushmi]

Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!

I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to pay $855 to cover the loss.   I'm starting to understand why a Navy captain always goes down with his ship.

"My wife suffers from a drinking problem." - "Oh is she an alcoholic?" - "No, I am, but she's the one who suffers."

Policeman: I'm very sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife got hit by a bus. - Man: I'm aware of that, but Karen has a wonderful personality.

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery. The next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from above: Harry, would you kindly go and buy a lottery ticket.