Funny Jokes

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Joke
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved under the chicken depends on its point of reference.

Plato: For the greater good.

Hippocrates: Because there was an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

Spencer Johnson, MD: To find who moved its cheese.

Computer Dumb Joke
Santa: What are you looking for so intensely in the keyboard?
Banta: It says 'Press any key to continue' and I dont see the 'any' key.

Drunkards Joke
Two drunken men are talking.

Man 1: I am planning to buy the world.
Man 2: You can't.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: I am not going to sell it.