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Teacher Student Jokes

Started by sushmi, Aug 13, 2020, 11:43 AM

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Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher Student Jokes is a collection of funny school jokes, academic jokes and funny stuff about silly students and teachers. Some jokes are from the mouth of kids; their innocent questions and answers brings a smile while other are about students giving silly and stupid answers.

Funny Teacher Student Joke

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.

Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Maths Joke

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, 'Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students'

Hilarious Student and Teacher Joke

Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE

Dumb Student Joke

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.

Funny Joke

The teacher asked, 'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Silly Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Hilarious Teacher Comedy

Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder?
Student: Bamba'lakkadi Jimba.

Teacher: I dont understand anything you said.
Student: Same here.

Student Vs. Teacher
Teacher :Eanda, naan paadam nadathum podhu, enna ketkama avan veliya poran?

Student:Sir! avanuku thukathula nadakura viyaathi iruku sir....!
HOD: ...?