SPORTS JOKES

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SPORTS JOKES

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Q: Why does Dwayne Wade wear number 3?
A: Because that's the amount of minutes he can stay on the court without getting hurt.

Q: What do the Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic have in common?
A: They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.

Q: Which sport is always in trouble?
A: BADminton.

Q: What did March say to the madness?
A: "What's all that bracket?"

Q: What do Bill Buckner and Micheal Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.