CLEAN JOKES

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CLEAN JOKES

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: "You're too young to smoke."

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says, "Spit out your gum," and the other says, "Choo choo choo!"

Q: What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?
A: The letter "m."

Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!