Pop Culture Jokes

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Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.

Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts?
A: Through the Dumble-door.

Q: What computer sings the best?
A: A Dell.

Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A: Look for the fresh prints.

Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she'll let it go!

Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!