Political Jokes

[sushmi]

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?
A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.