Sports Jokes

[sushmi]

Q: How did the blonde fisherman die?
A: He was run over by the Zamboni.

Q: Why does Dwayne Wade wear number 3?
A: Because that's the amount of minutes he can stay on the court without getting hurt.

Q: What do the Buffalo Sabres and the Titanic have in common?
A: They're both at the bottom of the Atlantic.

Q: What do Bill Buckner and Micheal Jackson have in common?
A: They both wear a glove on one hand for no apparent reason.

Q: How many UNC fans does it take to change a tire?
A: Four: three to tap the keg and one to call daddy.

Q: What did March say to the madness?
A: "What's all that bracket?"