Animals Jokes

[sushmi]

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: A pork chop.

Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.