Science Jokes

[sushmi]

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

Q: Why can't you trust an atom?
A: Because they make up everything.

Q: Why shouldn't you make fun of a paleontologist?
A: Because you will get Jurasskicked.

Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!

Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.