Scary Jokes

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Scary Jokes

What is a ghost's favorite dish?
Ice-Scream!

Where did ghosts love to swim?
The Dead sea!

What did Dracula said about her new girlfriend?
Oh, she is my love at first bite!

How can you identify a ghost's mom and dad?
They are transparents!

What kind of music ghosts love to hear?
Spiritual music!

Where did Mummy ghost take her baby ghost?
To the Day'scare'!

Why don't we see a bat alone?
Because bats always like to hang out with their friends!

Which sports vampires love to play?
'Bat'minton!

Witches do not like to buy flat hats, why?
Because flat hats have no point on them!

Skeletons did not get the permission to play music on church, why?
Because they came without organs!

You can make a witch itch, how?
Just take out the 'w'!

Why did the doctor called Dracula to the hospital?
Because Dracula owns a mobile blood unit!

Teenage ghosts love to dance with what type of music?
Soulless music!

What did the ghost gifted to his girlfriend?
Precious tombstone jewelry!

Why did the skeleton went to the Xmas party alone?
Because he could not find any 'body' to accompany him!
One of witch's best friends is very good at cricket, who is he?
A bat!