Jokes in English

[sushmi]

Wife: Can U Help Me In The Gardening ?

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Husband: What Do U Think I Am...A Gardener ?

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Wife: Can U Fix The Door Handle ?

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Husband: What Do You Think I Am... A Carpenter ?

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In The Evening, When Husband Came From Work, He Saw Everything Has Been Fixed.

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Husband: Who Did All This ?

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Wife: Our Neighbour. But He Gave Me 2 Options.....Either I Should Give Him A Burger Or A Kiss.

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Husband: I Am Sure U Must Have Given Him A Burger.

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Wife: What Do U Think I Am.......McDonalds ?

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A Teacher Asked A Student To Write 55.

Student Asked: How?

Teacher: Write 5 And Beside It Another 5!

The Student Wrote 5 And Stopped.

Teacher: What Are You Waiting For?

Student: I Don't Know Which Side To Write The Other 5🤑

Teacher: Who Was Akbar ?

Boy: Akbar Was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are You Mad ? Why Did You Say That?

Boy:-

We Have Heard

Laila – Majnu,

Heer -Ranjha,

Soni- Mahival,

Romeo-Juliet

But Only

Akbar – Birbal !😁

Teacher: Can I See Your Homework

Me: Haha No Way Loser Do Your Own

Boy: I Am A Super Hero, Guess My Name?

Girl: Superman? Ironman?

Boy: Watchman Who Saves Owners Lives.😁