Funny Jokes

[NiveRoshni]

Studying has 2 Types:

1. Hard subject which can't be studied, so let's stay on Facebook
2. Easy subject that doesn't need to be studied , so let's stay in Facebook :

Boy Friend: Babe what r u doing?
Girl Friend: Nothing, tired just going to sleep now honey, what about u sweetheart?
Boy Friend: In the club , standing behind your Honey

Girl: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Boy: That will depend on your husband. if he will , so of course i would!!

Student: Teacher! would you punish me for something i didn't do.
Teacher: No
Student: I didn't do my homework :

Policeman: you have all the paper, helmets but there will be an invoice.
Me: why?
Policeman: you have kept all the paper in foil and the foil is banned

Husband: The food looks delecious, let's eat
Wife: Honey...you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: That's home sweetheart....Here the chef knows how to cook