Funny Yet Interesting

[madhu]

Why Did the bee get Married?

He Finally Found his Honey.....    

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Why Did The Girl Smear Peanut Butter On The Road?

To go with the traffic Jam

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What did the farmer say when the dog stole his corn?

"AW, Shucks"

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What do you call a chicken crossing a road ?

Poultry in Motion....

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If Fine is a Tax for doing wrong. What is a TAX?

A Tax is a fine for doing Well....

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What happens to a marathon runner with a bad footwear?

They suffer the agony of de-feet (Defeat)....

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What are a werewolf's favorite days of the year?

The howl-O-days...

[Kalyan]

Devils Good Night !!!

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Whats a ghosts favorite fruit?

Boo- Berries

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What did one Ocean say to the other ?

Nothing it just Waved. Did you SEA what I did there, I'm SHORE you did.

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What do you call a snake that works for the Government ?

A Civil serpent

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What do you call a man that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran....

[madhu]

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and ability to say nay!

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An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. Why ?

He heard the movie peanuts was out..

[madhu]

What makes hair feel bad?

Teasing it..

[madhu]

What do you call it when you lend money to a Bison?


Buff-a-loan...

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What did the fruit say to the salad when they were playing hide-and-seek?

Lettuce find the others! I really knew how to put the dressing on that joke!

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?    

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What do frogs eat at movies?

Hop corn....

[madhu]

Which came first, Chicken or egg?

Chicken, Check it out in the dictionary....

[madhu]

What happened when two peanuts were walking a tough neighborhood?

One was a-salted (assaulted)!

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Why didn't the toilet paper make it to the the other side?

Because, it got stuck in a crack...

[madhu]

What is the President's favorite vegetable?

Barackoli (Broccoli).....

[madhu]

What type of suit does an attorney wear?

A Lawsuit!!

[madhu]

Why do dragons sleep during the day?

Because, they fight knights (nights)

[Kalyan]

Maria Sharapova to an Indian :  What ? You people play cricket with Tennis ball

Indian (proudly) : Yes 

Sharapova : Then what do you do with Tennis Racket ?

Indian : We kill mosquitoes !!! 

[Kalyan]

Interesting Love Story of Soaps

"Lux" and "Rexona" are lovers. Lux`s father "Cinthol", mother "Hammam" opposed their love. They fixed his marriage with "Pears". But Rexona`s father "Lifebuoy" and mother "Santoor" decided Lux and Rexonas`s marriage in register office. Her uncle "Rin" and aunty "Nirma" signed as witnesses and her grandpa "Henko" and granma "Chandrika" congradulates the couples. One year later gave birth to twins. They named the twin babies as ""Jhonson" and "Jhonson""

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How can you tell a Ocean is friendly?

It Waves....

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Where do whales listen to classical music?

At the orca-stra (orchestra)!

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water...

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Do you know all about April 1st?

Yes, I'm fooly aware of it..

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How did Moses make tea?

He Brews...

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Do you know what I thought a quarterback was, when I was little?

A refund...

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What did the doctor use when the duck broke his leg?

Ducktape....

[madhu]

What makes a witch itch?

Take away the W!

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because, from a distance they looked like hairs!

[madhu]

What is a parrot?

A word birdy...

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Did you hear they're changing the flooring in day care centers?

They're calling it "infant-tile!"

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What happens when eat yeast & shoe polish?

Every morning, you'll rise & shine.

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What do you call a kind who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler...

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How can you tell a train is nearby?

You see it tracks..

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I butter not tell you, it might spread!

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How are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road..

[madhu]

What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts & watts!

[Kalyan]

"A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg.

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked,

Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

    

[madhu]

What did the mother lion say to her cubs before dinner?

She said, "Shall we prey?"

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry..

[madhu]

How do you make a Rock Float?

You put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer!

[Kalyan]

Rakesh was worried that his wife was having a hearing problem and he thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do,"
said the Doctor,

"stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet,

then 20 feet,

and so on until you get a response.."

That evening,

his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner,

and Rakesh thought of testing the same.

He says to himself,

"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"

Then in a normal tone he asks,

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response....

So he moves closer to the kitchen,

about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,


"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still No response...

Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets No response...

So, he walks up to the kitchen door,

about 10 feet away.

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is No response....

So he walks right up behind her,

"Honey, what's for dinner?"

(You'll Love this)

"For God's sake Rakesh,

its the FIFTH time I am telling you,

its 'CHAPATHI N KURUMAAAAAAAAAAAAA'...!'        

[madhu]

Where do killer whales get their dental work done?

At the orca-dontist!