Funny Yet Interesting

Started by madhu, Feb 27, 2016, 09:58 PM

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What do you call a snake that works for the Government ?

A Civil serpent
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madhu

What do you call a man that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran....
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madhu

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and ability to say nay!
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madhu

An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. Why ?

He heard the movie peanuts was out..
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madhu

What makes hair feel bad?

Teasing it..
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madhu

What do you call it when you lend money to a Bison?


Buff-a-loan...
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madhu

What did the fruit say to the salad when they were playing hide-and-seek?

Lettuce find the others! I really knew how to put the dressing on that joke!
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madhu

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
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madhu

What do frogs eat at movies?

Hop corn....
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madhu

Which came first, Chicken or egg?

Chicken, Check it out in the dictionary....
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