Marketing concepts

[gsathish86]

Professor at IIM A was explaining Marketing concepts: -



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say,

"I'm very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.




You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The

next day you call

and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to

her and pour her a

drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag

after she drops it, offer

her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very

rich. Will you marry
me?"     

That's Public Relations.



You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.

She walks up to you and says, "You are very

rich.."

That's Brand Recognition.   




You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry

me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.   

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry

me!"

And she introduces you to her husband.

That's Demand and supply gap.



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and before you say, "I'm very

rich.. Marry me!"

She turns her face towards you ------------ she is

your wife!     

That's competition eating into your market share.

[Kalyan]

Wat a series of life experiences...

i think sathish had better exp in marketing rather than develop / testing...

what kind of marketing would u like to go???

[gsathish86]

Kalyan..... I would like to go direct marketing.    

[Sudhakar]

Kalyan..... I would like to go direct marketing.    

Is it, cool Mr.GSathish - Always don't expect direct marketing .
Because we are not in the positions to have a direct marketing always. 

We have to bend ourselves for advertisements and sponsors to meet the Public.