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Best Hospital Joke - Best and Worse News

Started by Kalyan, Jun 16, 2008, 02:37 PM

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Kalyan

Jun 16, 2008, 02:37 PM
A doctor says to his patient, "I have bad news and worse news".

"Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient.

The doctor replies, "You only have 24 hours to live."

"That's terrible", said the patient. "How can the news possibly be worse?"

The doctor replies, "I've been trying to contact you since yesterday." 
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