50 Fun things to do in an elevator

[hari]

#Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
#Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
#Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
#Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
#Sell Girl Scout cookies.
#On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
#Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
#Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
#Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
#When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
#Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
#Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
#One word: Flatulence!
#On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
#Do Tai Chi exercises.
#Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
#When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
#Give religious tracts to each passenger.
#Meow occassionally.
#Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
#Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
#Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
#Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
#Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
#Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
#Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
#Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
#Leave a box between the doors.
#Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
#Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
#When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
#Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
#Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
#Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
#Bring a chair along.
#Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
#Blow spit bubbles.
#Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
#Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
#Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
#Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
#Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
#Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
#If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!